Not on your life (Apr 09 edition)
- Dragonball Evolution – The very definition of a niche film that completely doesn’t register on my radar.
- Fast & Furious – Didja hear? They got Vin Diesel! Cause that’s good!?
- Gigantic – I’ve never wanted to punch an indie movie in this face quite this much.
- Hannah Montana: The Movie – To tweens and their parents: I’m sure it’s harmless fun. But look how Britney Spears turned out.
- Obsessed – Like Glenn Close, Beyonce isn’t going to be IGNORED! Well, actually….