Not on your life (Mar 09 edition)
- An American Affair – Gretchen Mol is painfully underrated, but this looks godawful.
- The Education of Charlie Banks – I’ve never given Fred Durst any money in the past; I ain’t startin’ now.
- The Haunting in Connecticut – Derivative PG-13 haunted house flick. I think I’d rather watch Poltergeist again.
- Knowing – Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
- Miss March – It’s American Pie Part XII by now. I predict a long pass to Lynn Swann will win it.
- 12 Rounds – With the exception of Rourke and (sometimes) The Rock, wrestling and good acting rarely mix.